The Federal Republic of Bundes Republic Deutschland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Schlande Osen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.469 billion Germans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin Special Area. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 2,033 trillion Euroeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,745 Euroeses, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

A passport is literally priceless, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown. Bundes Republic Deutschland's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is People Capitalism and Anti Zionism.

Bundes Republic Deutschland is ranked 24,911^th in the world and 353^rd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 84.87 kickbacks per hour.